Candy-scopes

Candy-scopes

Christmas time is almost here – we all know what that means. If there’s a holiday that is second in candy sales to Halloween, I’m almost positive it’s Christmas. Or maybe Easter, but since it’s December, I’m ignoring that for the time being.

Anyways, why do you care? Well, because it’s horoscope time. Candy-style. So buckle up ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to learn what type of candy you are based off what your Zodiac sign is.

Aries (March 21st – April 19th): typically enthusiastic and reliable, the patient Ram would have to be a lollipop – a little tough at first, but once you get to the center, is actually quite sweet!

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th): The Gobstopper. The Bull can be a little stubborn and quite persistent, and just like the Gobstopper, won’t go away until completely worn down.

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th): The versatile Twins can go great with anything – just like classic chocolate.

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd): The Crab can be a little emotional, but also incredibly imaginative! Cancers earn the pedestal of Skittles, a bright candy with colors for every mood they find themselves in.

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd): Generally warmhearted and generous, Leos would have to be the Hubba Bubba bubble tape. There’s enough for everyone to have a little piece, and of  course, Leos love to be in the center of attention; the more people gathered around them, the better!

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd): Modest and a little shy, Virgos are simple and sweet. However, they can worry a little too much, which can cause them to unravel – just like the Twizzlers Pull ‘n’ Peel variety of licorice.

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd): Charming and romantic, Libras can be incredibly alluring. They are stereotypically beautiful, and quite colorful characters, like the Airheads Xtremes candy.

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st): The Scorpion is considered to be powerful and sometimes to the point of being a little nutty – just like the Payday candy bar!

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st): Like Nerds candy, the Archer tends to break away from the mold, each one being quite different and shaped in her own way.

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th): Goats are usually practical, just like a Reese’s cup. Liked by all, they are careful and the ones looking out for the group.

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th): The Water Bearer goes out of its way to be friends with everyone! Just like Laffy Taffy, they are flexible, and super sweet!

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th): The Fish is full of surprises, and are incredibly imaginative, just like jellybeans. You may think you’re getting chocolate, but it’s really rootbeer!

Have a great holiday everyone!