Some Christmas jokes to get you in the holiday spirit!

Q. What do you call someone that doesn’t believe in Santa?
A. A rebel without a Claus

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing; it was on the house

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elfabet

Q. Where does Santa keep his money?
A. At the local snowbank

Q. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
A. Because he went down in history

Q. What cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?
A. Snowflakes

Q. What’s red, white, and blue at Christmastime?
A. A sad candy cane